[rain falling]
（我们合众国人民）
[ball thudding]
（美属萨摩亚大学 索尔古德曼）
[cell phone vibrates]
- [Bluetooth earpiece beeps] - Yeah.
什么事？
你知道现在几点了吗？
[Francesca] Do you have any idea what time it is?
心急吃不了热豆腐 弗朗西斯卡
Watched pot never boils, Francesca.
已经一个小时了
It's been an hour.
现在大厅里挤满了人 已经8点了 我要下班了
You've got a lobby full of people out here,
and at eight o'clock, I am done.
就算整栋楼着火也无所谓 我要回家了
I don't care if the building burns down,
I'm going home.
Wow, you and your work ethic.
你也太没职业道德了！
我跟你说过你有多不可或缺吗？ 没有吗？
Did I ever tell you how indispensable you are?
No?
还要多久 索尔？
How much longer, Saul?
其实我也说不准
You know what? I can't say.
请帮我向客户致以最真诚的歉意
So pass along my sincerest apologies
告诉他们我忙得不可开交
and tell 'em I'm swamped.
所有人都能听到你砸墙的声音
Everyone can hear you bouncing that thing.
这是思考的声音 你应该抽空试试
That's the sound of thinking.
You should try it sometime.
[Bluetooth earpiece beeps]
[sighs]
[column creaks]
[sighs]
[column squeaks]
[sighing]
[drawer opens]
[sniffs]
[drawer closes]
[groans]
[sighs]
（金伯莉韦克斯勒 对詹姆斯摩根麦吉尔）
（解除婚姻关系申请书 无子女）
[Bluetooth earpiece beeps]
[line ringing]
[Francesca] Yeah?
什么事？
你还在等什么？让她进来
What are you waiting for?
Send her in.
[Bluetooth earpiece beeps]
[sighs]
[static hisses]
[videotape clicks, whirs]
[distorted opening theme plays]
[music stops, tape clicks]
[tape rewinding]
NETFLIX 原创剧集
[birds chirping]
[door creaks, closes]
怎么样？
How's it coming?
还可以
[Kim] Good.
[bag rustling]
你买到蛋黄酱没？
Did you get the mayonnaise?
事情是这样的
Well, here's the thing,
那里没有公爵牌子的 但我非常喜欢公爵的
they didn't have Duke's, and I really like Duke's.
可是他们那里没有 真扫兴
But they didn't have it, which is a bummer. So...
所以…
我说不好
I dunno.
你觉得这个能行吗？
Think this'll work?
严格来说这并不是蛋黄酱 但…
I mean, technically, it isn't actually mayonnaise, but...
对
Yeah,
严格来说 我觉得这不是蛋黄酱
technically, I don't think this is mayonnaise.
但很接近 对吧？
But close, right?
你怎么想？
What do you think? Should we give it a shot?
要不要试试？
我说不好
I dunno. What do you think?
你怎么想？
[exhales slowly]
对
Yeah.
我们试试吧
Let's give it a shot.
[jar thuds]
["Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" plays on radio]
老天
[Kim] Oh, my gosh.
我说不好
[Cissy] I don't know. It's as close as I could get.
我就只能做到这个程度了
茜茜 石榴红和金黄色！
Cissy, garnet and gold! I see it plain as day.
明摆着！
而且卖相真好 茜茜
Plus, they're really beautiful, Cissy.
红色的那些或许说得上是石榴红
Ah, the red ones could maybe pass for garnet.
但金黄色的那些不过是普通的黄色
But the "gold" ones are just regular yellow.
我一看到就心想“我勒个去”
Well, the minute I saw them I said, "FSU!"
Besides, gold food coloring?
再说了 可食用金粉？
-朱恩 你听说过这东西吗？ -没有 听起来很贵
[scoffs] June, did you ever even hear of that?
No! Sounds expensive.
如果真有这种东西
And if they even make such a thing,
you'd probably get flipper-hands
那或许人类会因为接触化学物质 长出鳍足
from all the chemicals they'd put in it.
反正我就只能做到这种程度了
Well... [chuckles]
This is as close as I could get, anyway.
很完美了 茜茜
- Oh, it's perfect, Cissy. - Thank you.
-一切都太美了 -看起来真不错
- Oh, my gosh. - Ah, this is all so beautiful.
- Everything looks amazing. - Looks delicious.
看起来很好吃
Oh, I forgot spoons. Sorry.
-我来跟你们说说环氧树脂 -环氧树脂变黄
Well, let me tell you about epoxy--
Epoxy yellows.
-如果有足够的日晒… -他说得对
You hit it with enough sunlight...
- No. Well-- - He's right.
- Wait, no. - No, he's right.
如果地板的颜色足够暗…
If you just use a dark enough floor--
大家听着 这件事永远不会有结论
Guys, I'm telling you, we're never gonna settle this.
我每周有五天都在跟人争论此事
I've been having this argument five days a week,
-但现在 我成了瑞典 -是瑞士
but now I'm Sweden.
- Switzerland. - [Kim] You want something to drink?
-想喝点什么？ -冰镇果酒？
- Wine coolers? - Great. Cissy?
-茜茜？ -马尔文不想让我喝酒
Marvin doesn't like me to drink.
茜茜
Cissy, we're gonna get a wine cooler down you one day.
我们总有一天 要让你喝上一杯冰镇果酒
[water running]
[water shuts off]
刚才的聚会还挺有意思
That was fun.
对 是挺有意思的
Yeah. That was fun.
[water runs, silverware clinks]
[soft thudding]
[heavy breathing]
- [Kim grunts] - Yep.
好
Yep.
好
Yep.
好
Yep.
好
Yep.
好！
Yep!
Yep.
好！
就是那里
[man] That's it right there.
干得漂亮 各位
Good job, guys.
彼得大帝就葬在我体内
"Peter the Great is buried inside me."
-"Find me in..." - [Glen] What did she say?
-她说什么？ -我们要互相帮忙
[woman] We're gonna help each other.
老天 要上这档节目 总得管理一下身材吧
Boy, you gotta be in shape to be on this show.
肯定的
[Kim] You sure do.
经常有跑动
Lotsa running.
对
[Kim] Yeah.
这档节目播过人们跟公牛一起跑吗？
You think they ever ran with the bulls on this show?
在西班牙的时候？
Like, in Spain?
我们没看到过 应该没有
Not that we've seen, I don't think.
或许那样太危险了
Maybe it's too dangerous.
你怎么想？
What do you think?
或许吧
Maybe.
或许吧
Maybe.
[chair creaking]
-好 -开始了
[dramatic music playing]
[crickets chirping]
我觉得土豆沙拉很不错
Oh, I thought the potato salad worked out great.
-是吗？ -对
- You think? - Yep.
[keys jingling]
Huh.
貌似又下起雨来了
Looks like rain again.
对 确实是
Yeah. Does.
[smooches]
嘿 卫星海滩那边 开了一家新澳美客牛排
Oh, hey, they opened a new Outback
down in Satellite Beach.
-周五要不要一起去？ -好啊
- You wanna go Friday? - Sure.
那就说定了
- [knocks on hood] - It's a date.
[electric toothbrush whirring]
[spits]
[whirring continues]
[crickets chirping]
[turn signal clicking]
[clicking stops]
[turn signal clicking]
（棕榈海岸洒水公司）
[car door closes]
[car alarm chirps]
好
[woman] Yes. Yes.
I don't want to not buy her toys, but I also...
（金韦克斯勒 产品目录与宣传册）
[indistinct conversations]
（灌溉新视野）
[keys clacking]
[copy machine whirring]
能告诉我212-17\H型号的 安装盘直径是多少吗？
[Kim] Could you tell me the flange diameter
of 212-dash-17-backslash-H?
很好
Great.
那这个型号的立管是8公分 还是只有5公分？
And does that come in a three-inch riser,
or just the two-inch?
很好
Great.
ABS还是PVC材质？
ABS or PVC?
很好
Oh. Great.
[tools whirring, grinding]
[imperceptible shouting]
[indistinct conversations in distance]
-嗨 -嗨
- Hi. - Hi.
我们要5点钟唱歌
[singsong voice] We're gonna sing at 5:00.
Oh. Great.
很好
我看看
Let me see.
（生日快乐！）
[both laugh]
好可爱 朱恩
That's cute, June.
午饭后我去取蛋糕
I'll pick up the cake after lunch.
你还记得泰米 喜欢什么口味的冰激凌吗？
Do you remember what kind of ice cream Tammy likes?
Uh... geez, no.
-老天 不记得了 -好吧
或许…你怎么想？
Yeah. So maybe... What do you think?
Vanilla?
香草还是草莓？
[gasps] Or strawberry?
Ooh.
Um...
[inhales sharply] They're both good.
-都很好吃 -我知道 对吧？
[laughs] I know, right?
-五点钟 -好 没问题
- Five o'clock. - Okay, great.
不 没人会造那么长的
[woman] No, nobody makes it that long.
我是说 因为…你想想看
Well, I mean, because-- I mean, think about it.
那东西得放进卡车里 那要怎么放得进去 如果…
It's got to fit in the truck, right?
So, how's it gonna fit in the truck if--
对 但没人制造那么长的卡车 所以…
Well, yeah, but nobody makes a truck that long, so...
这么说比较保险
Safe to say.
好的 很抱歉我们不能为你提供服务
Okay. Well, sorry we couldn't be of service.
可卡因到底怎么了？
So... whatever happened to crack?
怎么再也从新闻上听不到它了？
How come you never hear about it on the news anymore?
所有人突然一致决定戒毒吗？
Did everybody just all decide to stop taking it?
吃了让人跳舞 往嘴里塞奶嘴的药叫什么来着？
What's the drug that makes you dance around
and put a pacifier in your mouth?
-摇头丸 -摇头丸！
- Ecstasy. - Ecstasy!
这玩意现在很火…
That's the big one now. I think that they have--
对 相当火 我妹妹闺蜜的儿子？
Yeah. That's the big one.
My sister's best friend's son?
老天
Oh, my God...
但我不明白奶嘴 他们为什么都需要奶嘴呢？
But I don't understand the pacifier.
Why would they all need pacifiers?
如果你经营一家商店
Like, don't you think if you ran a store
一个十几岁的孩子过来买奶嘴
and some teenager came in your store
and tried to buy a pacifier,
-你不觉得该报警吗？ -对
don't you think you'd call the police?
- Yeah. - Pbht! I sure would.
-我肯定会报警 -绝对的
- Absolutely. - [woman 1] Whatcha eating?
你在吃什么？
金枪鱼沙拉
Tuna salad.
我用奇妙酱做的 没用蛋黄酱
I made it with Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise.
- [woman 2] Hmm. - [woman 3] I use almond butter instead of pean--
我用杏仁酱…
[key clacks]
[keys clacking]
（开启PEX管材激动人心的新篇章）
Mm.
[vehicle passing]
我今早醒来后
[Tammy] When I woke up this morning,
猜猜我在客厅看到了什么
guess what was in my living room.
["Thursday Afternoon" playing]
一辆健身单车
A freaking exercise bike.
对
Yeah. I can't believe he got that for my birthday.
他居然送我这个当生日礼物
[telephone rings]
等一下
Hold on a second.
[button clicks]
棕榈海岸洒水公司 自1978年期浇灌你的世界
Palm Coast Sprinkler, watering your world since 1978.
请稍等
Please hold.
[telephone rings]
什么事？
[Kim] Yep?
金 3号线上有一个叫 维克多圣克莱尔的人找你
Kim, there's a Viktor St. Claire for you on line three.
金？
Kim?
Uh, yep. Okay.
好 知道了
[button clicks]
对 你怎么想？太没礼貌了
Yeah. So, what do you think about that?
That's pretty rude.
什么牌子的？
[incredulously] What brand is it?
我才不在乎是什么牌子
I don't care who made it.
我不在乎那是一辆麦格隆3000 还是价值400万美元
I don't care if it's Megatron 3000
or worth $4 million.
我要直接骑回店里退掉
I'm gonna ride it straight back to the store,
你猜他下次过生日会收到什么礼物？
and guess what he's gonna get for his next birthday.
一瓶生发血清 我一定会嘲笑他
Some hair regrowth serum,
and [chuckles] I'm gonna laugh at him.
Yeah.
对
[blinds rattling]
我是金韦克斯勒
Kim Wexler.
嘿 金
[Jimmy] Hey, Kim.
你知道我是谁吗？
You know who this is?
看来你是听出来了
I'm gonna take that as a yes.
Uh, that receptionist of yours,
你的前台不是那种 爱偷听电话的人吧？
is she the type to listen in?
-不是 -那就好
- No. - Good.
好的
[chuckling] Okay.
你在佛罗里达州那边过得如何？
So, how's Florida been treating you?
希望我没在飓风天打给你
I'm catching you between hurricanes, I hope.
金 你在吗？
Kim, you there?
你想怎样？
What do you want?
我什么都不想
I don't-- I don't want anything.
我就是…
I just...
好久没联系了 对吧？
It's been a while, you know?
我刚意识到很久没跟你联系了
Just-- I'm thinking it's been a while,
聊聊近况或许会比较好
and, um, might be nice to catch up.
聊近况？
- "Catch up." - Yeah.
对 我今早思绪万千
My mind was wandering this morning. I was just...
也没专门去想某一件事 就是一些很随意的想法
Not thinking anything in particular. Just random thoughts.
然后砰的一下 我就想到你了 已经过去六年了
And, bam, it suddenly occurred to me it's been six years.
老天爷
I mean, Jesus.
我真是不敢相信
I, I couldn't believe it.
我想着你或许会想知道我还活着
I thought you might wanna know I'm still alive.
好
Yep.
我还蹦跶着呢
I'm still out here, still getting away with it.
还没被逮起来呢
那些联邦警察就是睁眼瞎
The feds couldn't find their own ass
with both hands and a proctologist.
你不该打给我
You shouldn't be calling me.
Oh, hey! You're awake!
嘿！你醒了！
你不应该打给我
You shouldn't be calling.
为什么不能？我是妨碍你谈一单 重要的灌溉买卖了吗？
Why not? What, am I tying up the line
for important irrigation business?
拜托 金 说点什么
- I mean, come on, Kim. Say something. - [scoffs]
骂我混蛋 怎么骂都行
You can call me an asshole, yell at me.
让我知道你还喘着气就行
Just let me know you've still got a pulse.
说话啊
Just say something.
你想让我说话？
You want me to say something?
对
Yeah.
你应该去自首
You should turn yourself in.
做什么？
[chuckling] Do what?
你听到我的话了
You heard me.
我不知道你过着什么生活 但肯定不怎么样
I don't know what kind of life you've been living,
but it can't be much.
真是五十步笑百步！
Said the pot to the kettle!
What-- That is--
你真是好意思啊 对我说教？
That is really rich, you-- You preaching to me?
听着
See, you have no idea what I did or didn't do, okay?
你不知道我做了什么 或者没做什么 好吗？
你怎么不去自首呢？
A-And why don't you turn yourself in,
既然你良心难安 对吧？
seeing as how you're the one
with the guilty conscience, huh?
是什么在拦着你？
What-- What is stopping you?
福林死了
Fring's in the ground.
麦克死了 拉罗显然也死了
Mike's in the ground. Lalo's in the ground.
Apparently.
你不必为了我犹豫不决
You don't have to hold back on my account.
他们只能绞死我一次 所以去吧
They can only hang me once. So-- So go ahead.
说出你的心声！ 穿上你的刚毛衬衫 看看会怎样！
Spill your guts! Put on your hair shirt, see what it gets you!
为什么…
Why--
金 我们为什么要聊这个话题？
Kim, why are we even talking about this?
你我聪明绝顶 不该无缘无故丢弃自己的生活
We're both too smart to throw our lives away for no reason.
Just...
我就是…
I just... I only wanted to...
我只是想…
Kim.
金
[Kim exhales sharply]
金
Kim?
[Gene breathes deeply]
Kim.
-金 -我很高兴你还活着
I'm glad you're alive.
[receiver thuds]
- [knock on door] - Yeah?
什么事？
该去唱歌了！
Time to sing!
好的
Okay.
[indistinct conversations]
祝你生日快乐
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
祝你生日快乐
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
祝你生日快乐 亲爱的泰米
♪ Happy birthday, dear Tammy ♪
祝你生日快乐
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[plane engine roaring]
[engine rumbling]
（阿拉斯加）
（阿尔伯克基）
[brakes squealing]
[horns honking]
[indistinct conversations]
[birds chirping]
[indistinct conversations]
[woman] I can't leave before the judge dismisses you.
我会让他们知道 记住了 法官跟你说话时
I'll make sure they're aware.
Now, just remember to sit up straight
一定要坐直认真听
and listen carefully when the judge addresses you.
保持专心和专注
Stay attentive and engaged.
即便你摸不清楚状况 也不要表现出来
Even if you're not so sure what's going on, don't show it.
All right. Come here.
好了 过来
-把衬衣塞进去 好吗？ -好
- Tuck your shirt in for me, will you? - Okay.
你得在法官面前看起来精神点…
You gotta look good for the judge.
Because of your record...
因为你的前科 法官可能…
[elevator dings]
想拿你杀鸡儆猴
[conversations continue]
[intercom buzzes]
金？
Kim?
嗨 雪柔
[Kim] Hi, Cheryl.
我在门口
I'm out front.
[intercom beeps]
[gate creaking]
[breathes deeply]
（萨拉曼卡离开后不久 我和吉米共同谋划 开始了长期）
（意图抹黑）
（豪沃德哈姆林）
（人品的行为）
（为了谋取私利）
（我们制造了）
（他有毒瘾的假象）
[inhales sharply]
[sniffles]
（头部中枪 豪沃德）
（当即死亡）
[exhales sharply]
[breathes deeply]
（按照命令 我开车去福林家）
（我被准许回到家中后）
（那里已经布置成自杀）
[breathing heavily]
[papers rustling]
[breathing heavily]
豪沃德是被人谋杀的吗？
Howard was murdered?
为什么？
Why?
他…
He was...
在错误的时间去了错误的地点
in the wrong place at the wrong time.
[sniffling]
他的尸体在哪？
Where's his body?
I don't know.
我说不好
[inhales sharply]
那警察呢？
And the police?
他们会重启搜索吗？
Will they search again?
他们会的
They'll search.
但我觉得他们不会找到他
I don't think they'll find him.
[Cheryl inhales sharply]
雪柔 他…
Cheryl, he...
一切…
It-- it all happened in an instant.
一切都是瞬间发生的 他没…
And he didn't-- he didn't suffer.
他没受罪
他没受罪？
"He didn't suffer."
你俩编造的那些谎言
The lies you two made up.
你们描绘的景象
The picture you painted.
他现在就是这样的人了
That's all he is now.
大家就只会记住这些
That's all anybody remembers.
我想改变这一情况
I want to change that.
然后呢？
What happens now?
你会接受审判吗？
Will you be tried?
你会去坐牢吗？
Will you go to jail?
我说不好
I don't know.
你是律师 对吧？
You're a lawyer, right?
还是个厉害的律师 豪沃德这么说的
[chuckling] You're a-- A great one, Howard said!
你怎么会不知道？
How could you not know?
我向伯纳利欧县法院提交了书面证词
Bernalillo County has my affidavit.
要不要起诉 地方检察官说了算
It's up to the district attorney whether to prosecute.
她或许不会
And she may not.
为什么？
Why?
因为没有物证
There's no physical evidence.
除了我前夫 没有其他的目击证人
No remaining witnesses other than my ex-husband,
假设他还活着的话
assuming he's still alive.
我可以去民事法庭告你
I could sue you in civil court.
我可以夺走你的一切
I could take everything you've got.
对
Yeah.
[breathes deeply]
你为什么要这么做？
Why are you doing this?
[engine starts]
[gearshift clicks]
[engine rumbling]
[vehicle approaching]
[air hisses, brakes squeal]
[doors hiss]
[indistinct conversations]
[exhaling sharply]
[sobbing loudly]
老天！
Oh, God!
[sobbing continues]
[glass breaking]
[lock disengages]
[man snoring]
[Gene sighs]
[snoring continues]
[piano key strikes]
[camera whirs]
[camera shutter clicking]
（投资报告）
密码
Passwords. Passwords...
密码
[inhales deeply]
[drawers opening and closing]
[crucifix clangs]
[clears throat]
[breathing heavily]
[sighs]
[chuckles]
[snoring continues]
[sighs]
[brakes squeal]
[lock disengages]
[snoring continues]
[gasps, snoring stops]
[exhales sharply]
[latch opens]
[vehicle approaches]
Hmm.
带帽人
A hat man.
[breathes deeply]
[watches rattling]
[sighs]
（自由奔跑 卢斯蒂 生于1991年 卒于2004年）
[urn thuds]
[sighs]
[ominous music playing]
Holy shit.
天啊
[toilet flushing]
[door opens]
[door closes]
[sighs]
这里什么都没有
[Jeff] Nothing to see here.
Move on.
走开
[police radio chatter]
[cell phone thuds]
[snores]
[door closes]
[gearshift clicks]
瞧瞧这糊弄人的玩意 瞧啊
[cop 1] Look at this bullshit.
Look.
你会叫这玩意什么？
Look. What would you call this?
我会叫…我不知道 叫什么？
I'd call that...
I dunno, what?
你会叫这玩意鱼肉塔可吗？ 有谁会叫这玩意鱼肉塔可吗？
Would you call that a fish taco?
Could anybody call this a fish taco? I mean, legally?
-货真价实的？ -别挥来挥去的了
Stop waving that thing at me.
你看啊
Look at this!
里面就一小块鳕鱼肉 还不如我拇指尖大呢
There's one piece of goddamned pollock
no bigger than the end of my thumb.
-怎么能叫这东西… -我该做点什么吗？做什么？
Now, how can you even call that a--
Like am I s'posed to do something?
What do you want me to do about it?
我想让你仔细看看 告诉我你看到了什么
Well, I want you to look inside there
and tell me what you see.
Huh? W-Would you or would you not
你会不会把这玩意 卖给毫无疑心的公众？
sell this to an unsuspecting public?
我们离大海两千多公里 你干吗要吃鱼？
Why do you persist in ordering fish
when we're 1,400 miles away from the nearest ocean?
因为菜单上有 好吗？
Because it's on the menu, all right?
因为我生活在21世纪 好吗？
Because I live in the 21st goddamn century, all right?
[cop 2] Mm.
就这玩意？简直是糊弄人
And this? This is some bullshit.
听好了 我都有点想回去那里 使劲揍谁…
I'm telling you, I got half a mind to go on back over there
and smack somebody in their face there.
[tires squealing]
[crashing]
[police radio chatter]
C14 C14 你那边的家庭纠纷怎么样？
[slurps]
[siren chirping]
[car doors open]
[steam hissing]
[police radio chatter]
[rain falling]
（申请书签名）
（金伯莉韦克斯勒）
- [door opens] - [patriotic music playing]
Yes!
好的
[door closes]
[sniffs]
怎么样？很不错吧？
What do you think?
Pretty great, right?
对 是很…
Yeah, it's, um...
好
Yep.
我需要你的印刷体签名和签名
I just need your printed name and signature.
所以…
So, Florida.
佛罗里达
Florida, Florida, Florida...
[breathes deeply] Why there?
为什么去那里？
-可能是… -无所谓
- I guess-- - It doesn't matter.
没必要非讲出什么理由来
Doesn't have to make sense. [chuckles]
嘿 我得告诉你
Hey, I gotta tell you, I think you're gonna regret
我觉得你以后肯定会后悔 没拿胜佰德的那份钱
not taking your share of the Sandpiper money.
然后买一大片沼泽地
That'd buy a shitload of swampland.
[sighs]
我会…
I will, um,
我会明天提交文件
file these tomorrow.
好的 祝你以后过得好 金
All right. Well.
Have a nice life, Kim.
[breathes deeply]
[Saul sighs]
[papers rustle]
[clip snaps]
- [patriotic music playing] - [telephone ringing]
嘿 小甜心 下一个客户是谁？ 我们大赚一笔吧
Hey, Sweetcheeks, who do we got next?
Let's make some money!
埃米利奥科亚马！
Emilio Koyama!
-你的资料呢？ -我没有资料
Where's your paperwork?
I don't do no paperwork.
他没有资料！
He doesn't do paperwork!
谁在乎呢？快过来
Who cares? Come on, come on.
[music continues]
[man coughing]
（索尔古德曼 律师）
（欢迎临时预约）
[siren wails in distance]
嘿 能借根烟给我抽吗？
Hey, yo, could I bum one of those?
谢谢
Thanks.
Mm.
这是怎么回事？
What's up with this shit?
多雨
Rainy.
对
Yeah. No. It-- It's crazy.
真是离谱
倾盆大雨
It's like bananas, all this rain.
我们这里不是沙漠吗？
I mean, I thought we were, like, in a desert, you know?
你是律师 对吧？
You're a lawyer, right?
Ah. I recognize you.
我认得你
你曾为我朋友康宝辩护
You defended my buddy Combo.
克里斯丁奥特加 少年法庭？
Christian Ortega.
Juvie court, stole a Baby Jesus.
他偷了一个耶稣宝宝？
不是真的耶稣宝宝 就是一个… 教堂外摆的那种东西
I mean, not like a real baby, just a--
You know, one of those things outside of the church.
-耶稣诞生景 -对
- Nativity scene. - Yeah.
哥伦布骑士团
Knights of Columbus.
他到底要那玩意干吗？
I mean, what the hell did he even want that thing for?
- Huh? - I mean, I-- I still don't know.
我现在还是搞不懂 白痴
Dumbass.
我告诉他偷那种东西可能会下地狱
I told him he could go to Hell
for stealing something like that, I mean.
但他有听我的吗？没有
But did he listen to me? No.
但你 你帮他逃过一劫 让他逍遥法外 那…
But you, you got him off, like, scot-free. That--
真是太厉害了你
That was pretty slick, yo.
告诉他 我希望他远离毒品
Well, tell him I hope he's keeping his nose clean.
好 没问题
Yeah, yeah, right on.
肯定的
Absolutely.
Ah.
嘿 你明明很会打官司
Hey, so, you having all this expertise and all...
这个叫古德曼的家伙
This guy Goodman?
他厉害吗？我是说在打官司方面？
He the real deal?
Like, lawyer-wise?
问这个做什么？
Why do you ask?
我里面有个朋友 他摊上大麻烦了
I got a buddy in there who's facing some serious time.
不是偷耶稣宝宝那种麻烦 很大的麻烦
I mean, not-- you know, not Baby Jesus-time,
but... but serious.
他需要找个顶级律师
You know, he needs top-shelf legal representation.
我这么跟他说的 好吗？ 但他在电视上看到了这人的广告
And I tell him that, right?
But, you know, he sees this dude's commercials on TV
所以就想来找他
and this is where he wants to go.
我告诉他：“嘿 埃米利奥 其实
And I tell him, "Yo, Emilio, you know, a funny TV commercial
浮夸的电视广告 并不一定代表 你懂的…”
is not a sound basis for, like, you know..."
你会凭着一条浮夸的电视广告
I mean, like, would you go to doctor to do, like,
an operation on you in like a--
就去找那个医生
on, like, your spleen or whatever
给你的脾动手术吗？肯定不会
on the fact of a funny TV commercial?
拜托 这能有什么区别呢？
No. I mean, come on.
How is this any different?
You know?
无所谓了
Anyway...
这家伙 他靠得住吗？
Is this guy any good?
我之前认识他时倒是靠得住
When I knew him, he was.
[vehicle approaching]
[air hisses]
[brakes squeal]
（北4街10号）
[dog barking in distance]
[keys jingle]
[engine starts]
[gearshift clicks]
[glass thuds]
[door opens and closes]
[sighs]
[glass thuds]
[sighs]
[exhales sharply]
[sighs]
[cell phone vibrating]
[keypad beeps]
喂？
Hello?
嘿 爸爸？
[Jeff] Hey, uh, Dad?
是我 我是…我是杰夫
It's me. It's-- It's Jeff.
杰夫？现在几点了？
Jeff? What time is it?
你没事吧？
Are you okay?
好吧 我有事
Yeah, no, not really.
Um, I, uh...
爸爸 我被逮捕了
Dad, I got arrested.
不是吧 为什么？小杰
Oh, no.
What for? Jeffie.
就是个离谱的错误 好吗？ 我出了事故
It's like this crazy mistake, you know?
I mean, I had an accident, okay?
小交通事故 没什么大不了的
A, a little fender-bender type deal, no, no big thing.
我的脚或许不小心踩到了油门 或许油门出了问题
My foot maybe slipped on the accelerator,
or maybe it was a defective-- I dunno.
我不知道 但这不算大问题
But that's not the big-deal part.
真正的大问题是 警察认为我…
The big-deal part is,
they think that I, me, committed a robbery.
他们觉得我犯下了盗窃案
-他们怎么会这么想？ -我知道 对吧？
And why would they think that?
I know, right?
我出事的那个地方？ 一个喝醉酒的男人？
The place where I had the accident?
This guy? This drunk guy?
他从自己家里溜达出来 把警察喊了过去
He comes wandering out of his house
and flags down the cops, the, the police, and says,
他说：“嘿 我家被盗了！”
"Hey, you know, I got robbed!"
警察自然找到了小偷破门而入的证据
And sure enough, the police?
They find evidence of, like, breaking and entering.
而且…确实有东西丢了 但不是我偷的
And, and, and stuff is missing, which I did not do.
还有…
And, uh... yeah. Like that.
对 就是这样
警察显然抓错人了
Well, the police are obviously barking up the wrong tree.
对 可不是嘛 抓错人了
Yeah. No shit, wrong tree!
-错大发了 -没错
- Wrong, like, forest. - Exactly.
因为你绝对不会做那种事 对吧 儿子？
Because you would never do something like that,
would you, son?
对 绝对不会 肯定不会
No. No. No way, man. Absolutely not.
警察羁押你时
Uh, when the police took you into custody,
他们有找到所谓的被盗物品吗？
did they find any of this so-called stolen merchandise?
-东西是你在那里吗？ -没有
Was it in your possession?
- No. - Of course it wasn't.
当然没有 因为你没偷任何东西
Because you didn't steal anything.
因此 既然没有你盗窃的证据
Therefore, since there's no evidence whatsoever that you committed any crime,
我觉得你没什么可担心的
I'd say you got nothing to worry about.
那接下来怎么办？
So, what happens next?
深呼吸 耐心等待 我会在午饭前把你捞出来
Breathe deep and sit tight.
I'll have you out by lunchtime.
你要亲自过来吗？
You coming down here yourself?
不 你妈妈应该会去
Nah, I think it'll be your mom.
-你会替我跟她说吗？ -肯定会
You'll talk to her for me?
I sure will.
解决一切麻烦 没问题的
I'll straighten it all out, no problem.
好 那就好
Yeah, okay. Good. [sniffs]
你会得到全世界最棒的法律辩护
Jeff, you're gonna get the best legal defense in the whole wide world.
相信你老爸
Trust your old man on that.
好的 知道了 耐心等待
Okay, copy that. Sit tight.
一定要这样
You do that.
[keypad beeps]
[breathes deeply]
[ice cubes clinking]
[telephone ringing]
冷静
[Marion] Keep your shirt on.
喂？
Hello?
吉恩 亲爱的 你知道现在几点吗？
Gene.
Gene, Honey, do you know what time it is?
Oh. Oh, God. That boy.
老天 那小子
他总有一天会气死我
He's gonna put me in my grave.
玛丽恩 这就是个误会
Marion. [chuckles]
It's a mistake, is all.
蒙冤被捕？任何人都可能摊上这种事
Getting picked up for something you didn't do?
That could happen to anybody.
好吧 任何人 可这不是第一次了
Yeah, right, anyone.
This isn't the first time, you know.
他以前就惹过麻烦 老天爷
He's been in trouble before.
Oh, Jesus.
-玛丽恩 -气死我了
- Marion... - The death of me.
-他一定会气死我 -玛丽恩？
He's gonna be the death of me.
Marion. Marion, it's gonna be all right.
玛丽恩 不会有事的
我们一眨眼的功夫就能救他出来
We'll get him outta there lickety-split.
[scoffs] I've been through this before.
我是过来人 不可能一眨眼的功夫就解决
There's nothing lickety-split about it.
他当初在阿尔伯克基时 在公开场合醉酒 拒捕
Back when he was living in Albuquerque?
Drunk in public, resisting arrest,
在不该撒尿的地方撒尿？
urinating in [splutters] someplace he shouldn't have.
我好几个小时泡在电话上
And me on the telephone for hours, long distance,
远在千里之外 费心思为他找保释地点
trying to find him one of those bail-out places.
我刷爆了自己的发现卡 到现在还没还清
I maxed out my Discover card.
I'm still paying for that one.
钱不是问题 我会出钱帮你
Well, money's not gonna be a problem,
'cause I'm gonna help you with that.
不行 吉恩 我不能让你这么做
No. Gene, I can't let you do that. No.
你当然可以 杰夫会还我钱
Sure you can. Jeff'll pay me back.
你也不必担心担保人
And you don't have to worry about a bondsman, either.
因为你猜怎么着 奥马哈这里根本就没有
Because guess what?
In Omaha, they don't have 'em.
好吗？你只需走入警局 支付保释金
All right? You just walk into the station
and you pay a straight cash bail.
跟阿尔伯克基那边完全不同
It's not like Albuquerque at all.
玛丽恩 你还在听吗？
Marion, you still there?
在 为什么…
Yeah. Why--
[hesitating] Why did Jeff call you instead of me?
为什么杰夫打给你 不打给我？
他可能是担心你接受不了
Well, I think he was scared at how you'd take it.
说实话 我本打算自己去交钱 但我觉得还是家人去比较好
Honestly, I was gonna pay the bail myself,
but I think it should be a family member.
这样最保险了
I think that'd be best.
听着 我马上冲个澡 穿好衣服
I'll tell you what, I'm gonna take a shower, get dressed.
你也一样 我会开车过去接你
And you do the same.
I'll swing by and pick you up.
我们会解决所有问题
We'll get this whole thing squared away.
那巴迪呢？他有遇到麻烦吗？
Wh-what about Buddy? Is he in any trouble?
应该没有 他为什么会有麻烦？
I don't think so.
Why would he be?
[Gene chuckles]
我大概一个小时后过去
I'll see you in about an hour.
好的 谢谢了
Yeah, okay. Yeah. Thanks.
不
[singing along with radio] ** Oh, no, oh ♪
巨浪…
-** It's not the things you do ** -** The tide i-- ♪
♪ That tease and hurt me bad ♪
[Gene humming]
♪ But it's the way you do ♪
-** The things you do to me ** -** Do to me ♪
我不是那种轻言放弃的女孩
-** I'm not the kinda girl ** -** I'm not the kinda girl ♪
♪ Who gives up just like that ♪
不
-** Oh, no, oh ** -** Oh, no, oh ♪
巨浪袭来 但我要咬牙坚持
-** The tide is high ** -** The tide is high ♪
-** But I'm holding on ** -** But I'm holding on ♪
我会是你的…
-** I'm gonna be your num-- ** -** I'm gonna be your num-- ♪
[doorbell rings]
我不是那种…
♪ I'm not the kinda girl Who gives up ♪
- [knocking] - Marion!
玛丽恩…
轻言放弃的女孩
♪ Just like that ♪
♪ Oh, no ♪
不
[sighs]
[humming]
[sighs heavily]
[humming]
[knocking]
玛丽恩…
Marion!
玛丽恩？
Marion?
[knocks]
[door closes]
玛丽恩…
[loudly] Marion?
- Oh! - Hey.
嘿
-嗨 -嘿
Hi.
Oh, hey.
没事吧？
Everything okay?
不好意思 我应该是忘了时间
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
I-- I just lost track of the time.
没事
That's okay.
Uh, you wanna put some clothes on
你赶紧换衣服 这样我们就能出门了
so that we can get moving?
怎么样？
What do you say?
Uh, you know, well, I, I...
我不想拖累你
I don't wanna slow things down.
或许你还是自己去吧
I think maybe you oughta go without me.
[man, over headphones] ...partying, minding my own business.
[siren wails]
你被逮捕了
[woman] You are under arrest.
我最好打给索尔
[man, on speakers] I better call Saul!
[whipping]
嗨 我是索尔古德曼 你知道自己拥有权利吗？
Hi. I'm Saul Goodman.
Did you know that you have rights?
宪法说你有权利 我也这么说 我认为在被证明有罪之前
The Constitution says you do, and so do I.
I believe that, until proven guilty,
这个国家的男男女女 包括孩童都是无辜的
every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent.
所以我为你而战 阿尔伯克基！
- [gavel bangs] - And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
“有事找索尔”
- [announcer] Better Call Saul. - [laptop closes]
那是什么？
What's that?
你倒是告诉我
You tell me.
玛丽恩 你觉得那人是我吗？
Marion, do you think that's me?
因为他不是
'Cause it's not.
你根本就没有叫尼皮的狗狗 对吧？
There never was a Nippy, was there?
杰夫跟你说什么了？
What did Jeff tell you?
什么都没说
Oh, he didn't tell me anything.
询问杰夫斯告诉我的
Ask Jeeves told me.
我输入了“骗子”和“阿尔伯克基”
I typed in "con man" and "Albuquerque,"
你一下子就蹦出来了
and up you popped, big as day.
[Gene sighs]
-你要干什么 玛丽恩？ -不然怎么样？当然是报警
What are you doing, Marion?
What do you think I'm doing? I'm calling the police.
给 我帮你
Here, lemme help you with that.
[plastic snaps]
我感觉你没有顾全大局 好吗？
Listen, I think we're losing sight
of the bigger picture here, okay?
杰夫有麻烦了 我想帮他
Jeff is in trouble, and I wanna help him.
我和他肯定需要你的支持
He and I sure could use your support here.
-你害我儿子惹上了什么麻烦？ -那都是他自找的
What did you get my son into?
- Nothing that he didn't ask for. - [chair clatters]
Now, listen,
听着 我还是你之前 眼里的好朋友 好吗？
I'm still the good friend you thought I was, okay?
杰夫理解我 巴迪理解我
Jeff understands me, Buddy understands me.
你也会理解我
And you will, too.
只是…我们得保持冷静
It's just, you have to, uh,
you know, keep things on an even keel, all right?
好吗？
你手里是什么？
- What have you got there? - Uh...
快放下
- Put that down. - Huh...
快放下 玛丽恩
Put that down, Marion.
放下
Put it down.
别这样 玛丽恩
Do not do it, Marion.
我最后一次警告你
Final warning.
[Marion whimpering]
我曾那么相信你
I trusted you.
[button clicks, pendant beeps]
玛丽恩？我是生命警报的瓦莱莉 你没事吧？
[over speakers] Marion? This is Valerie with Life Alert.
Are you okay?
不 瓦莱莉 我有事！
No, Valerie, I'm not okay.
有个罪犯正站在我家厨房里威胁我！
There's a criminal standing in my kitchen, threatening me!
他是通缉犯 名叫索尔古德曼！
He's a wanted man,
and his name is Saul Goodman!
好的 玛丽恩 我这就报警 我马上报警
All right, Marion, I'm calling the police.
I'm calling right now.
[dramatic music playing]
字幕翻译： 吴春燕